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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yoga. Show all posts

Friday, March 27

However, it would help those people with their cleansing fasts.

To help aid with quitting smoking, I've started doing yoga. I don't actually take the classes, I just punch up the lessons on my pay-per-view. Not only is it cheaper, but it saves people from having to see a guy with my (ahem) husky exterior attempting movements here-to-fore forbidden by the laws of physics. It looks like a Tempurpedic mattress being folded in half after being left out in the rain.
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