Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dreams. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19

Violators will suffer my wrath.

I'm making a ruling right now. Before 9 a.m. on any weekend, I am not to be disturbed. That time is reserved for me saving the redhead from Mad Men from evil wizards with nunchucks.
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Friday, September 18

Sorry, pun alert

I know I had a really great dream last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. All I can do is curse the irony of having a memory foam pillow.
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Monday, June 15

I kept expecting the dog from Duck Hunt to be there

I had a nightmare last night that I could fly, but everyone on the ground kept shooting at me to bring me down. I wasn't disturbed by the dream so much as the fact that my subconscious usually isn't that obvious.
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