Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Credit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Credit. Show all posts

Monday, June 1

Because birdseed ain't cheap.

I think I figured it out: All this time, Wile E. Coyote has just been returning all of the merchandise back to ACME for store credit, and has been buying his next round of supplies that way. It's the only reasonable explanation for him to be able to afford all that stuff, because I refuse to live in a world where a freakin' coyote has a better credit score than I do.
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Monday, January 12

Credit where credit is due

I have the greatest protection against identity theft: Horrible credit. Those hackers would actually be doing my ass a favor.
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