Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Good Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Friday. Show all posts

Friday, April 10

Joke Number 100!!!

Today is Good Friday, the most ironically named holiday in the history of mankind. The name's got a good hook to it: "Say, children, gather 'round and let me tell you the story of Good Friday..." I was intrigued by the title, but quickly horrified by all the blood, torture and ultimately, death. This is one of the reasons I don't go to church anymore. Today, all Good Friday means to me is three more days until the Easter candy goes on clearance!
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