Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts

Thursday, July 9

What are they paving the roads with here, oatmeal?

I have a theory that the Oklahoma Department of Transportation is receiving bribes from every mechanic that does suspension work. It's the only explanation for the roads being this shitty.
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Tuesday, March 10

Today's forecast: Unusually chilly with chance of WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!?

With the weather here in Oklahoma lately, I wonder who exactly pissed off Mother Nature so much. They better come forward and apologize before we have to start rounding up all the virgins for the sacrifice.
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