Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Gay marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gay marriage. Show all posts

Saturday, May 9

Does the Federation support gay marriage?

After watching the new Star Trek movie, I find myself compelled to surf the conservative blogs in hope that I'll find just one right-winger pissed off that the only two places on Earth shown in the movie are Iowa and San Francisco. Seems as though gay marriage didn't destroy civilization after all, huh?