Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Sunday, August 9

Surely explains Glen Beck's career!

I watched a TV report on Vitamin D deficiency, saying we all need to spend more time out in the sun because the lack of Vitamin D can lead to cancer. This report was immediately followed by a segment on the dangers of skin cancer and the need for everyone to avoid prolonged exposure to sunlight. Its nice to know that schizophrenics have such wonderful job opportunities in TV news.
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Monday, July 6

Too bad he gave up the Tonight Show

With all of political scandals, Michael Jackson and Sarah Palin coverage... Is it just me, or have we been living in Jay Leno's wet dream for the past couple of weeks?
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Tuesday, February 24

Maybe Bill O'Reilly just needs a nap

I used to really enjoy watching political news shows, but now that the election is over, it's gone right back to looking like a live feed of a special needs day care.
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