Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Voices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Voices. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 16

She could work wonders in telephone debt collection

I encountered a woman in line today who had the absolute worst voice I had ever heard. It sounded like a sick cat mated with a tornado siren. Seriously, she could rob a bank with just her voice. "Lady, I'll give you all the money if you just shut the hell up!"
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Thursday, February 26

The dark lord suggests you pay the cable bill.

What sets me apart from most psychotics is that the demonic voices in my head only tell me to do practical things.
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