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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Board games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Board games. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 17

I'm not denying the fact that pineapples make bad housing.

I believe that instead of ranking board games by age, they should really do it by IQ. Particularly if it's a trivia game. Seriously, there's nothing more frustrating than getting in a heated argument over who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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Thursday, October 22

Milton Bradley has sold out, man!

Now with the Monopoly game at McDonald's and Scrabble at Subway, I'd like to see other board games get the fast food treatment. Perhaps...

Battleship at Long John Silver's - It's sink or swim!

Risk at The International House of Pancakes - Expect long lines because it'll take four hours to play.

Candy Land at Cinnabon - Compete to win free insulin for life!

Mouse Trap at Taco Mayo - Get a free "game piece" with each meal... Come to think of it, I've been playing that game for years there.
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