Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Fortune tellers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fortune tellers. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20

I foresee major bullshit

I recently read a copy of The Complete Prophecies of Nostradamus that was printed back in 1977. It's eerie how accurate he was in predicting the 1994 nuclear war. Damned French.
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Monday, March 16

Giving eHarmony a run for its money.

I had a tarot reading once, and the lady told me that the love of my life is closer than I think, and that I already know her. I have a lot of female friends, so whenever I hang out with a group of them, I feel like Hercule Poirot trying to draw out the identity of a murderer. "Someone... In this room... Will be... My GIRLFRIEND!"
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