Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Monday, July 6

Too bad he gave up the Tonight Show

With all of political scandals, Michael Jackson and Sarah Palin coverage... Is it just me, or have we been living in Jay Leno's wet dream for the past couple of weeks?
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Saturday, July 4

Place your bets!

Sarah Palin has announced her resignation as Governor of Alaska. Anyone else notice she did this on Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend, and the Daily Show is off all next week? She didn't give a significant reason for her decision, which leads me to believe that next week something big is gonna go down. That is why I'm opening a betting pool. Is there a secret meth lab in the Governor's mansion? Has Todd Palin been hunting Eskimoes? Could Trig somehow be pregnant?
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