Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Conspiracies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conspiracies. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26

I survived Y2K, this should be a piece of cake.

There are rumors that the world will end in 2012 due to the fact that the Mayan calendar will end. Is that all it takes to spawn a doomsday theory nowadays? Am I supposed to crap my pants because an ancient civilization failed to renew their Franklin Planner?
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Tuesday, July 21

Imagine the arguments then!

Wouldn't it be weird if the rapture happened and everyone left behind was a conspiracy theorist?
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