It's about time that naughty list got some finer print.

There's no greater proof of our society being a bunch of spoiled rotten pricks than all of the Christmas commercials on TV. Almost every retailer has at least one ad depicting Santa asking a clerk for help finding the best price on high-end products. Forgiving the fact that every clerk in these ads is completely buying into the idea that a mythical being is at their store, but they never question why a man who possesses the power to visit every house in the world in ONE NIGHT needs to find the best price on a 60" HDTV.

But wait, there's more!

It's so creepy how they're still releasing new Billy Mays commercials after his death. It's like he's the Tupac of tacky crap.

How cliché!

It really disturbs me that they use animated bears to advertise toilet paper. What next? Using skinned cats to sell knife sets?

Time flies when others are having fun

In one commercial break on TV last night, I saw (in order) commercials for Match.com, Olive Garden, KY warming lubricant, Kay Jewelers and a local law firm. In two and a half minutes, they spanned an entire relationship, and I never had to even leave the couch.

Ew.

I used to wonder why they always use blue fluid to demonstrate absorbency in diaper and maxi-pad commercials. But then I thought, what other color could they use that wouldn't be really, really gross?