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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Fortune Cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fortune Cookies. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11

But then Jesus showed up, saying, "Oh, that one was for me."

I once got a fortune cookie that read, "One person with you will betray you." Which kinda tripped me up, because I was eating alone. I kept looking around the restaurant thinking, which of you bastards is it gonna be?
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