My wish list requires footnotes

I have a friend who's really into The Secret. She's always telling me to visualize all of the things I want out of life and focus on them really hard. I'm too practical for such a mindset, because everything I want comes with a catch. It's like living my life with a big asterisk next to my head.

This post will be no exception, I'm sure

Blogging has been a wonderful part of my life. It's halped me sort out my thought and feelings, put them in some sort of order, and most importantly demonstrate how much of a whiny little bitch I was to my future self.

I got that going for me, which is nice.

I've come to the sudden realization that I live my life in equal amounts of uncontrollable laughter, maddening confusion and primal terror. But on the upside, at least there's balance.

I can has Guru?

I've learned some very important life lessons from my cat: self-reliance, getting plenty of sleep, and peeing on everything I consider to be mine.