Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label College. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College. Show all posts

Thursday, November 5

It's the Discover Card of higher education

I applied at a community college today. Let me get this straight... Community college has an approval process?!? What, are they just checking that I'm human?
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Saturday, October 24

Its not graduation, it's parole

Seeing as my current job prospects are bleak, I thinking about enrolling back in college. My only real trepidation is having that conversation with other classmates around my age. It's a lot like making friends on the prison yard. "So, what did you do wrong?"
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