Dissidents rarely know how to properly use the clone tool

These "Hitler Obama" posters I see at all of the town hall protests are offensive enough, but even more so to me as a graphic designer, because it such a piss-poor Photoshop job. If you're gonna make your point visually, at least do it right.

Show some smoke to match that fire in your belly

I'm tempted to join these town hall protests. I want to stand in the middle of all the protesters chanting along with them, getting louder and louder, getting everyone really worked up. Then, I'll pull a gas can out of my backpack (that's filled with water), and start pouring it over my head. Then, I pull out a Zippo and start flicking it. I just wanna see how many people try to stop me, but more importantly, how many people want to join me.

Angry white people

One final thought about the Tea Parties: I heard of many people crying Fascism when the Secret Service told the crowd in D.C. to disperse. Note to these people: In a Fascist state, the Secret Service would've just opened fire into the crowd, not ask you nicely to disperse. And they let you guys come back after a robot opened the package one of your friends threw over the White House fence. Complaining that you had to go away for a couple hours is like bitching that your flight was delayed because you tried to carry on a broken clock held together with loose wires and modeling clay.

Special Tax Day Tea Party Edition

Three signs I saw protesters holding during the news coverage of the Tax Day Tea Parties:

1. TEA BAG OBAMA - You know, it's that kind of fantasizing that won Obama the gay vote.

2. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION - I think we already fixed that problem, didn't we? A couple hundred years ago... It was kinda high on our to-do list.

3. A 4-year-old girl holding a sign that read REMEMBER WHAT JIMMY CARTER DID? - You do? Was there a special episode of Dora the Explorer I was not aware of?