I'm lying back down. Its just safer that way.

I've been limping around the past couple of days after hurting my heel on the coffee table. Leave it to me to injure myself getting off the damn couch.

Life imitates art, again.

I was at a friend's Halloween party tonight, and suffered a head injury. They had installed a bar over their gate for some reason, and more confusingly, they only set it at six feet. Being 6' 2", and the fact that it was pitch black outside, naturally I ran right into it. Earlier this year I make a joke about getting stabbed and then I get stabbed. Now, I literally walked into a bar. This business of writing jokes is getting dangerous.

Empathy, Schmempathy

One part of human nature that has always puzzled me: Any small injury short of a trip to the hospital is always funny. You see someone stub their toe, hit their elbow on the edge of a table, walk into a glass door... Hilarious! Unless there's blood. In which case, we check to see if they're alright. If they are... Hilarious!