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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Medications. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Medications. Show all posts

Monday, March 30

Call your doctor to ask if it's right for you

I want to sign up for medical experiments just so I can fake side effects they've never seen before. That would make the commercials so much funnier. In a smooth baritone voice over, "Side effects may include intestinal palpitations, hot shoulders, green toenails, delusions of levitation, uncontrollable glibness and an inverted erection."
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