Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label Parenting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parenting. Show all posts

Sunday, March 8

Can they be charged with pavement neglect?

After running over a beer can on an "adopted" stretch of highway, I was left questioning if they have any approval process in place at all for highway adoption. You'd think they could have an inspection of their household, you know, to see how clean they keep their own house before trusting them with a mile of asphalt. Surely, they could at least do a drive-by, being the Department of Transportation and all.
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Saturday, March 7

Enjoy your kids' nightmares, irresponsible parent!

I used to get really bent out of shape when parents would bring their little kids to an R-rated movie. "You're bringing a four-year-old to Starship Troopers? Really?!?" But nowadays, I just sneak the kids some highly sugared candy to shut them up and I sit back and enjoy the movie, content in the idea that I'm not gonna have to deal with those kid's questions afterward.
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