Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
Showing posts with label cliches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cliches. Show all posts

Thursday, August 27

Just be glad everyone got on with it

Imagine how much more boring our lives would be if the phrase "long story short..." had not come into being.
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Friday, July 24

How cliché!

It really disturbs me that they use animated bears to advertise toilet paper. What next? Using skinned cats to sell knife sets?
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Thursday, May 21

Am I right? Ladies?

Doing stand-up, it's very difficult to avoid all those hack clichés that have been done over and over again. So, I'm gonna get them all out of my system in one fell swoop:

Ever notice how white guys are always leaving the toilet seat up? Particularly after eating airline food and driving slow in the fast lane? That guy must be on crack... Or Mexican. Typical.
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Monday, May 18

Weak!

They say whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Yeah, say that to someone subjected to arsenic poisoning.
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