My favorite part of any election is paying extra-close attention to the candidates' platforms, because it gives an indicator of the juicy scandals that lie ahead. If a candidate is staunchly opposed to gay marriage, you know sooner or later some pool boy at the Key West Radisson is gonna out him as his lover. If they have a hard line on drug offenders, just wait... Video of that candidate doing lines of coke off a hooker's ass is coming forthwith.
Not to say that it happens every time, but it's somewhat satisfying when it does. On the other hand, it makes me worry when a politician announces legislation against bestiality, and brings out all of his family's dogs for the photo opp. Those dogs never look that happy to see him.
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