Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Saturday, June 27

Let the conspiracy theories commence.

Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll... Bernie Mac, one of the Original Kings of Comedy... Micheal Jackson, the King of Pop... Is it just me, or is being labeled as royalty in show business a bit of a death sentence? I, for one, only aspire to a lesser title, like Duke or Knight... Less of a chance of dying suddenly.
© 2009, Dan
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