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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Sunday, June 7

Meanwhile, Congress is like Guitar Hero

I tend to view politics like it's Karaoke night at my favorite bar. The person up on stage never does what everyone wants, and more often than not, they're a bit of a dick about it. Just look at our past few presidents:
  1. Ronald Reagan: Did two songs, kept forgetting the lyrics.
  2. George Bush: Got booed off the stage.
  3. Bill Clinton: Started off with Fleetwood Mac, and finished with Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top.
  4. George W. Bush: Cut in front of Al Gore and butchered a couple of Toby Keith tunes.
  5. Barack Obama: Managed to find a version of Why Can't We Be Friends? with an incredibly long intro. We're still waiting for the first verse to start.
© 2009, Dan
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