Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Thursday, June 4

Could come in handy during an audit

If I had to chose a superpower to have, it would have to be Empathy Projection: The ability to make someone understand everything from your perspective. I could really have fun with that. I'd always drag things out for a long time and wait until the argument reached a fever pitch, when you're both screaming at the top of your lungs and it's about to come to blows, then ZAP!

"Oh, yeah, I see your point. Wait, what the hell just happened?"
© 2009, Dan
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