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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, June 5

A Smartass Guide to Tulsa Architecture #1


Today's focus: The City of Faith Towers (now known as the Cityplex towers)

Oral Roberts commissioned the design of these towers to correlate with biblical descriptions of Noah's Ark. It apparently was difficult to find an architect that didn't immediately say, "What the hell is a cubit?"

The tallest tower is the length of the Ark, the second tower is the width, and the shortest tower is the height. Ironically, the building is not built to handle a flood.
© 2009, Dan
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