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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, June 12

A Smartass Guide to Tulsa Architecture #2


Today's focus: BOK Tower (formerly known as the One Williams Center)

Before becoming an enduring symbol of the tragedy of 9/11, The World Trade Center towers were known in the architecture community as the building so bland, they made it twice. No frills, no pizazz, just the plainest skyscraper ever built... And then, they decided to make it a matching set.

Tulsa, with its rich history of Art Deco in its architecture, inexplicably decided in 1975 to model this building after the aesthetic equivalent of a full-body yawn. They even went so far as to hire the same architect. It was originally planned as four 1/4 scale replicas of the WTC towers, but after city planners pointed out how stupid of an idea that would be, the design was changed to one tower with a base 1/4 the size of the WTC, and 1/2 its height. It's this little bit of trivia that made me flash back to the math section of my SATs.

It should be noted that this building is the tallest skyscraper in the "Plains States". Irony brews strong in T-Town.

Another note of interest: on September 11, 2001, the BOK Tower was evacuated. You know, in case a small commuter jet was hijacked.

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