Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Sunday, June 28

So, I lost my job because I didn't go to church?

Last week, Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (R-what a surprise) introduced a resolution that blames our current economic woes on, get this, a collapse of morality in our society. I'm beginning to think that our elected officials only do this kind of stuff because they desperately want to get on the Daily Show.
© 2009, Dan
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1 comment:

  1. TomRJuly 3, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    And the Colbert Report...

    And Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann...

    And don'tcha feel a LITTLE sorry for Leno now?

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