Showing posts with label Business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Business. Show all posts
Thursday, June 11
Good for morale, but sucks for client relations.
The one thing keeping me from being my own boss is my problem with any authority figure... even if it's a voice in my own head. The only way to find common ground would require being blind, stinking drunk the whole time I'm on the clock.
Sunday, May 3
Save your receipts, gay people!
One gay couple I know found a way around the whole gay marriage thing: They incorporated themselves as a business. It has all of the benefits of a marriage, plus some extra perks. Every date night can be a tax write off, infidelity can be explained as "taking the day off", etc.
The best part? They actually have insurance in case the (business) relationship fails. How awesome is that? Can single people get in on that? If I have a bad date, can I file a claim and get my money back?
The best part? They actually have insurance in case the (business) relationship fails. How awesome is that? Can single people get in on that? If I have a bad date, can I file a claim and get my money back?
Tuesday, March 24
Lesson #1,875 that I had to learn the hard way
There are three types of people in this world that you should never do business with, under any circumstances: A lawyer with a 1-800 number, a man sporting a business suit and a mullet, and anyone who uses the word "pre-approved" as part of their sales pitch.
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