Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.
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Sunday, August 2

Getting my frozen treat and eat it, too

Some people like to choose someone or something to blame for the supposed downfall of society. You know who I blame? The makers of Klondike Bars. For decades, they've been asking people to do things counter to their moral code for chocolate covered ice cream. Wanna know what I do for a Klondike bar? I drop $1.79 and keep my dignity intact.
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Sunday, July 19

This one's a visual joke


I found this banner ad on a web site today. Here's a good marketing tip for you: When you need someone to model the effectiveness of your new teeth whitening formula, don't hire a former meth addict. Or the British.
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Saturday, May 30

It has slots big enough for bagels, comrades!

Whenever I hear of some new product being advertised as "revolutionary", I often picture someone getting the urge to buy a beret and camo fatigues with it... Years after the bloody coup, they write a memoir of the toaster that sparked the new world order.
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