Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Thursday, September 10

I may be up until 10 tonight!

As my friends and I get older, bachelor parties are getting more and more tame. In my twenties, a bachelor party meant I needed to stock up on condoms. Now that I'm in my thirties, I spend that money on aspirin. If I graph this progression, by the time I reach my forties I'll probably be budgeting that cash towards antacids.
© 2009, Dan
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