Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, September 21

Audience participation caption contest

Add your captions in the heckler's section below.


Here are my three for the week:

1. We came here to do two things: Drink beer and creep people the fuck out. And we're all out of beer.

2. "What the hell are you staring at?!?"

3. Images like this make me scream my safe word at the top of my lungs. In case you're wondering, it's "jalapeño".
© 2009, Dan
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1 comment:

  1. CleverNameSeptember 24, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    "Yea, my Harley's got training wheels, what of it, bitch!"

    "Yea, my bitch has a bigger package than I do, what of it bitch!"

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