Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, September 14

Audience participation caption contest

Post your captions in the heckles section below.Here are my three for the week:

1. Jeff Foxworthy's The Godfather Part II. "I knew it was you, Bill Engvall. You broke my heart."

2. Ball's in your court, FEMA.

3. I'm not calling the Coast Guard again. They'll only laugh at me.
© 2009, Dan
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2 comments:

  1. CleverNameSeptember 15, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Man, this KOA sucks.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 8, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    But Honey,

    The ad said waterfront camping, and you said you wanted to go where you could fish

    ReplyDelete

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