New Joke, Different Day: Audience participation caption contest*

Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Tuesday, September 8

Audience participation caption contest*

In honor of this, my 250th post, I'm adding a new feature to the site: a caption contest! I'll put three (and only three) captions to start with, and it's up to you, the audience to join in the fun! New picture every Monday! Post your captions in the heckling section.

*not an actual contest, because I can't afford prizes... Nor do I possess the will to narrow it down to a winner. Just go with it, OK?

Here's this week's picture:

Here are my captions for the week:

1) And another make-up artist gets his union card.

2) Funny, I always figured C-3PO was the bottom in that relationship.

3) I find myself looking over my own affinity for Star Wars and feeling a lot more macho by contrast.