Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, August 21

We will attack them under the Arch

Having grown up in Arkansas and living in Oklahoma, I feel like a man without a country. People in both states who find out about my connection to the other and they talk reeeeaaaalllyyy sssslllloooowwwww. And if I ever encounter someone from Kansas, all bets are off!

I say, people from Kansas, Oklahoma and Arkansas should band together as brothers... And invade Missouri. It'd be beneficial across the board! Missouri needs some fresh chlorine in the gene pool, People from Arkansas and Oklahoma can have cold six point beer, and people from Kansas will be excited to have hills.
© 2009, Dan
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