New Joke, Different Day: Happy birthday to you... too.

Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, August 17

Happy birthday to you... too.

Today is my birthday! It's also my older brother's. Four years apart. A lot of people I tell about this for the first time like to ask me what that's like, and I tell them it's like having a twin, but with a slight generation gap... And not much in common but the fact that our parents liked to have sex in the middle of November.