On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Thursday, August 6

Suddenly I'm annoyed by anything to my right.

Today, I got a headache on only one side of my head. So, do I take half an Aleve?


  1. HOLD ON! YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW! More jokes...

  2. I'm working on it. Had a busy week, and the longer I don't update, the harder it gets to catch up.