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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, August 24

Masochism knows no price limit, I guess...

Recently, I visited the Clinton Presidential Library. While I was there, I struck up a conversation with a guy who was there alone, and after a while, he started talking about how much he hated Bill Clinton. I never got a clear answer as to why he would spend money to do something he knew he was gonna hate. You don't see a lot of skinheads in line to see Chris Rock. You never see Pat Robertson at an Indigo Girls concert. I mean, I at least had the good sense to sneak in to see Transformers.
© 2009, Dan
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