Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Saturday, August 1

Show some smoke to match that fire in your belly

I'm tempted to join these town hall protests. I want to stand in the middle of all the protesters chanting along with them, getting louder and louder, getting everyone really worked up. Then, I'll pull a gas can out of my backpack (that's filled with water), and start pouring it over my head. Then, I pull out a Zippo and start flicking it. I just wanna see how many people try to stop me, but more importantly, how many people want to join me.
© 2009, Dan
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