Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Wednesday, April 15

Special Tax Day Tea Party Edition

Three signs I saw protesters holding during the news coverage of the Tax Day Tea Parties:

1. TEA BAG OBAMA - You know, it's that kind of fantasizing that won Obama the gay vote.

2. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION - I think we already fixed that problem, didn't we? A couple hundred years ago... It was kinda high on our to-do list.

3. A 4-year-old girl holding a sign that read REMEMBER WHAT JIMMY CARTER DID? - You do? Was there a special episode of Dora the Explorer I was not aware of?
© 2009, Dan
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