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On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, April 10

Joke Number 100!!!

Today is Good Friday, the most ironically named holiday in the history of mankind. The name's got a good hook to it: "Say, children, gather 'round and let me tell you the story of Good Friday..." I was intrigued by the title, but quickly horrified by all the blood, torture and ultimately, death. This is one of the reasons I don't go to church anymore. Today, all Good Friday means to me is three more days until the Easter candy goes on clearance!
© 2009, Dan
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