Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, April 3

Some people never learn

There was a homeless guy downtown the other day carrying a sign that said VIETNAM VET. The guy looked a little young to me, so I asked him how old he was. His response, 47... which would've made him about 13 when the war ended. So, I did what any respectable citizen would do: I reported his ass to the local VFW. They sent a bunch of 85-year-old WWII vets over there to beat the crap out of him.

I saw the guy again today, on the same corner, but a new sign: DISABLED VIETNAM VET.
© 2009, Dan
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