Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, April 20

More like a sign of really crappy postal service

There was a news report recently about a postcard that was finally delivered after being lost for 47 years. The report said it was like "a Tweet from the past". No, it was a postcard. If it was a tweet from the past, it'd read something like "OMG, U LIKE IKE? BETTR DED THN RED! LVIS RULZ!" Do you have any idea how hard that is to send on a rotary phone?
© 2009, Dan
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