Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Wednesday, April 22

So, where are the cyborgs?

According to the news, the troubles of the big three automakers is leading to real estate prices plummeting in Detroit. But instead of the place becoming a ghost town, as is usually the case, companies are snatching up all of the land that goes on the market, investing in a brighter future in Detroit.

Wait a minute, wasn't this part of the bad guys' fiendish plot from Robocop? Did the Associated press fall asleep with late night cable on again?
© 2009, Dan
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