On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Thursday, April 16

Angry white people

One final thought about the Tea Parties: I heard of many people crying Fascism when the Secret Service told the crowd in D.C. to disperse. Note to these people: In a Fascist state, the Secret Service would've just opened fire into the crowd, not ask you nicely to disperse. And they let you guys come back after a robot opened the package one of your friends threw over the White House fence. Complaining that you had to go away for a couple hours is like bitching that your flight was delayed because you tried to carry on a broken clock held together with loose wires and modeling clay.

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