Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, April 24

One ring to bring them all, and at the reception, toast them.

When the Lord of the Rings Movies first came out, jewelers became swamped with requests for replicas of the One Ring to use as, get this, wedding rings! So, to symbolize their wedding vows, these couples want the embodiment of pure evil? Depending on your own point of view, that could seem really screwed up, or rather apt.
© 2009, Dan
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