Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, November 30

Audience participation caption contest

Post your captions in the Heckler's section below:Here are mine for the week:

1. Did you drop a contact, or is this a glitch in the Matrix?

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that the tuna rolls were not dolphin safe.

3. This restaurant kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "You got served!"
© 2009, Dan
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2 comments:

  1. CleverNameNovember 30, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    Erectric Boogaroo!

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  2. jackmerrywellNovember 30, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    1) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Szechuan.

    2) WHAT!?! Mashed potatoes were the number one searched recipie this Thanksgiving?!? This cannot be!!!

    3) Now, if we pose like this on top of that box over there...the Nazis' face WILL melt. Right?

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