Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Monday, February 9

Show me angry! Show me angry!

If we want to find Osama bin Laden, let's hire the paparazzi. If they can find Lindsay Lohan on a remote beach in Fiji, they can find the world's most wanted criminal. But who'll keep the tabloids in business, you ask? Simple. You start a photography work release program for violent criminals. Within a year, the war on terror is won, and Paris Hilton will be too scared to leave the house. Win-freaking-win, people!
© 2009, Dan
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