On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Sunday, February 8

Making it rain doubles.

I've been collecting two-dollar bills for years now. I hope is to take my collection to the strip club. Any time a guy tips a single, I'll show him up by tipping a double. The best part is the thought that a stripper will be counting her tips at the end of the night, and wonder how the hell she wound up with so many twos.

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