Disclaimer

On January 1, 2009, I started an experiment to write one new joke every day for at least one year. As 2009 rolled forward, the universe proceeded to deal me a series of events that left me with no lack of inspiration for new material. Most of these jokes have found their way into my on-stage routine, and most of them have become staples of my act.

Now that I have made it through my first year, my focus has shifted from quantity to quality. I still update with new jokes, just not on my original every frickin' day deadline. Please feel free to grade these jokes, and heckle them. If a joke gets heckled enough, I will go back and make them better. I want to make sure my audience gets their money's worth, even though this is a free service.

Friday, February 27

Hey, they asked!

Whenever I'm at a concert and the lead singer or whoever asks everyone how they're doing, I always try to be honest. No "WOO-HOO" or "YEAH!", I just get it all off my chest. "I'm OK... Was a little depressed earlier..."

I hope this will catch on, and one day be at a huge arena show, and see ten thousand people just cut through all the bullshit. Mick Jagger asks, "Are you ready to rock and roll?", and everyone screams "For three hundred bucks, YOU should be the one ready to rock and roll, you rich bastard!"
© 2009, Dan
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